Last week, my best friend, Katie, egged her mother-in-law's new car as a practical joke. She did not realize that the sun-baked eggs would ruin the paint job. Moreover, she did not think the her 68 year old mother-in-law would have enough fire in her to avenge. The mother-in-law sews clothes, drapes, etc. as a hobby. Katie came home Thursday only to find her wardrobe sewed together and attached to her new couch. I helped her remove each double seam one at a time. It took a couple of days.