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High Tech Competition
 

Three women are sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first lady presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at her curiously. "That's my pager," she says, "I have microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm to her ear. When she finishes she explains "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from the crack of her butt. The others raise their eyebrows.

"Oh, excuse me, I'm getting a Fax."


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