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What do you get if you feed a lemon to your cat? A sourpuss. (Ralph, 6)

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.. (Kids Jokes)

Did you hear about the magic Tractor? It turned into a field. (Daily Groaner)

Why is a shoemaker like a clergyman? Both try to save soles. (Stan Kegel)

What is the hardest part of learning to ride a horse? The ground (Jeff Rovin)

What do you call a Barbie doll on fire? A Barbie-que (Daily Groaner)

What do you call the dog Lassie eating a watermelon? Melon chollie (Daily Groaner)

Why did the woman have a sore arm after she came from the beauty shop? Because she got a permanent wave. (Sammy, 5)

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot? Carpet (Riddle of the Day)

Why did the athletic shoe always get out of the closet? Because it was a good sneaker. (Kalman, 7)

Did you hear about the young turkey who was on his way to the big city for the first time. A fellow passenger offered him some advice: "You'll be all right as long as you don't lose your head." (Lederer & Entner)

Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it' (Curly David)


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